1 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,399 Where were we? 2 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,799 Aah! 3 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:29,039 Ahh, yes. Our cliff hanger. 4 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,239 It was rather a dramatic one. 5 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:32,279 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,039 I'll let you get on, shall I? 7 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:37,160 Tuppence? Tuppence? 8 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,279 Ohh. 9 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,999 You alright? 10 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,839 That was a really long, horrible night. 11 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,159 Yeah. That's why I didn't wanna move you, in case I woke you. 12 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,879 Mm. 13 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,159 Cup of tea? 14 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,239 Thank you. 15 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,399 And painkiller. 16 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,800 Thanks. 17 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,320 Omar wasn't our murderer. 18 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,479 And to think... 19 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,640 to think that this all started with some missing pearls. 20 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:39,119 But what did he know that got him killed? 21 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,559 Well, Archie said that Omar was overstepping the mark 22 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,679 when it came to finding a story. 23 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:49,919 So maybe that story was about our murderer? 24 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,879 Yeah, sadly we can't ask him what he was working on, 25 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,439 can we? 26 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:56,679 Actually, uh... 27 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,600 when I was in Omar's flat, I, um... 28 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,239 ...did something that was a little illegal. 29 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,879 Yes. Go on. 30 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,919 Well, he had-- he had a voice-mail on his watch. 31 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,479 Mm-hmm. - And... 32 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:16,199 maybe I pressed play. 33 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,079 I'm oddly proud of you. 34 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,799 It was something about a document, 35 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:23,480 from a registry office. - Okay. 36 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,439 Oh. 37 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,159 Okay. 38 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:34,120 Registry office. 39 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,759 So, like... 40 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,559 a birth or death or a marriage? 41 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,679 Yeah. Maybe it was... 42 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:47,040 Maybe it was part of Omar's research into Archie. 43 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,479 It's a stretch, but... 44 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,319 that's all we have. 45 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,399 Yeah. Well, then we have to chase it. 46 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,439 Listen... 47 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,360 are you sure you want to keep going, Tuppence? 48 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,039 Perhaps we should stop. 49 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,639 N-No. 50 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:15,320 This just got really, really personal. 51 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,919 You know, for a moment... 52 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:24,719 I saw you, um... 53 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,479 I thought, um... - Hmm? 54 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,319 No, no, no. 55 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,679 I'm not. 56 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,119 I'm fine. 57 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:36,599 Hey, Tommy. 58 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,039 Sorry. Sorry. 59 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,799 Hello? 60 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,559 Hey, Tuppence? 61 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:28,039 Fuck! 62 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,199 Oh, my God, that's Julius. 63 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:32,880 Oh, fuck! 64 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:36,920 Coming! 65 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,319 Oh, fuck! 66 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:54,439 Hey! Julius. 67 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,080 I'm sorry. Am I interrupting something? 68 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,599 You know, when your sister told me that you started 69 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:07,799 an amateur private detective agency with an ex, 70 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,199 I thought it was code for a mental breakdown. 71 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,359 The two aren't mutually exclusive. 72 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,679 Hey, what happened here? 73 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,039 You okay? 74 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,799 Uh, yeah. I fell. 75 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,959 I mean, well, actually, I was pushed by a murderous intruder. 76 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,359 Hazards of the job. 77 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,959 Here I thought acting was full of backstabbers. 78 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,639 This is some great tea, by the way. 79 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,599 Uh, Timmy, was it? - Um, it's Tommy. 80 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,359 Sure. Yeah. 81 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,199 Listen, maybe now is not a great time to talk. 82 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,439 You know, if there's a murderer on the loose. 83 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,239 No. It's not. 84 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,759 We've actually got quite a lot of work to, um, 85 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,399 to crack on with. - Yeah. 86 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,959 No, I saw the, uh, scary-sounding registry. 87 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,879 Can you not touch that, please? 88 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,319 Thanks. Um, so I was thinking, right, 89 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,159 what if we just waited to see if-- 90 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,399 if whatever Omar ordered from the registry office 91 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,959 was still delivered to his place? 92 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,519 Can we afford to wait that long 93 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,359 when the murderer is still out there? 94 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,640 I mean... 95 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,399 Yeah. Maybe we can talk later. 96 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:14,039 Sure. Yeah. I just wanted to drop these off. 97 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,079 I was gonna send an e-mail, 98 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,839 but it just felt too impersonal, 99 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:23,200 so I, uh, I printed them off for you. 100 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,999 Divorce papers. Sorry. 101 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,839 You came all the way from America 102 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,439 to give me divorce papers. 103 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,079 I'm sticking around for a bit. 104 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,999 I'm trying to find a director for that movie 105 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,759 with Harry styles. 106 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,559 Of course, of course. 107 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:49,799 Two birds, one stone. 108 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,519 Fucking convenient. 109 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,520 - That's not... - No? It's not... 110 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,439 I'm, uh, staying at the Radcliffe. 111 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:02,079 Room 209. 112 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,760 Your favourite. When you want to talk. 113 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,359 Tim. 114 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:20,359 So... that's Julius. 115 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:23,079 He's, uh... 116 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,280 He's tall. 117 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,040 Should we talk about what happened? 118 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,680 Let's just get on with the case. 119 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,879 We are not naming her after your mum’s hygienist. 120 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:53,199 - Why? - Because it's ridiculous. 121 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:56,159 Okay, here we are. Births, deaths and... 122 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:59,879 Marriages. 123 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,919 Um, let's find Mrs. Asante. 124 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,359 Wait until I call next. 125 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,120 - Sorry. - Sorry. 126 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,400 Next. 127 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,639 Hi. 128 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,639 Um, so, my friend here, 129 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,319 Omar Bevington... - How you doing? 130 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,159 ...he ordered a certificate from your archive, 131 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:38,079 and we wondered if we could just pop by today 132 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:39,959 and grab a hard copy... 133 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,599 Now, if that's okay. 134 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,319 You're Omar Bevington, are you? 135 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:45,520 Yes. 136 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,719 The dead guy? 137 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,279 Sorry. God, did I say he's Omar B-- 138 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:58,799 What I meant was we work for Omar, 139 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,839 and it's obviously really terribly sad, 140 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:05,679 and we feel like we need to, um, to finish, um, his work. 141 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,959 It's-- Was his dying wish. 142 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,679 - Yeah. - Yeah. 143 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,239 Oh, we need to get access to that computer. 144 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:15,999 We need to find some kind of a distraction. 145 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,319 So her son goes to Saint Cormac's. 146 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,199 I noticed the logo on the mug, 147 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,039 and then the photo on her desk is a school around here. 148 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,759 Okay, great. 149 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,199 So now all we need is her phone number. 150 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,879 Which I also have, strangely. 151 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,679 Oh, okay. See. 152 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:36,239 207942... 153 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,039 932. Okay. 154 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,319 What do I do? Wait. 155 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,519 Do an accent. 156 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,719 Hello? Is that Mrs. Asante? 157 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,319 Hi. Yeah, I'm calling from Saint Cormac secondary School. 158 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,839 Yeah. 159 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,159 Um, I'm afraid you're gonna have to come 160 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,639 and collect your son. 161 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,799 Yeah. Um, because, uh... 162 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,279 - He's been suspended. - He's been suspended. 163 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,239 What for? 164 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,839 - Swearing. - For swearing. 165 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,039 Lots and lots of swearing. 166 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,879 Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. 167 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,919 Yeah. I think you're gonna have to come right away. 168 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,199 Yeah. Okay. Goodbye. 169 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,319 Oh, my God, are you serious? 170 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,559 Sorry. We're not actually the... 171 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,999 That's a kind of cheese. 172 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,239 I cannot believe it's your first choice. 173 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,799 I'm lactose intolerant. 174 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,159 Please tell her she's being unreasonable. 175 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,919 Uh, the system's down. 176 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,679 What's your name? Maybe we'll use yours. 177 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,479 It's, uh, Tuppence. 178 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,119 It's short for Prudence, it's a family nickname. 179 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,519 - Oh, that's so... - Lovely. 180 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,399 I can't find anything for Archie Saint Vincent. 181 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,439 There's not even a birth certificate. 182 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:05,119 Try, um... Try Malay. Malay. Um, Vincent was a stage name. 183 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,559 Okay, nice. 184 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,799 - Yeah. - There's a couple. 185 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,959 - Okay. Print them. - Yep. 186 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,399 Okay, I think we've decided. 187 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,039 I'm afraid we're on a break. 188 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,400 I'm so sorry. - Sorry. 189 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,040 Grab 'em and let's go. 190 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,119 Okay, so we have a birth certificate. 191 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:28,079 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. Nothing unusual here. 192 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,960 God, did he look good for his age. 193 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,679 What? What is it? 194 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,319 It's a marriage certificate. 195 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,919 I don't know Archie had been married before. 196 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,999 Yeah, but look who was married to. 197 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:49,319 It wasn't exactly a secret, 198 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,639 just not anybody's business that we're married. 199 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,639 Sorry. You're still married? 200 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,439 So he was about to be a bigamist? 201 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,679 Well... not exactly. 202 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:01,719 It's just we never got round to getting a divorce. 203 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,879 Mainly because the tight-fisted bastard never wanted to pay me 204 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,959 half or sell the house. 205 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,119 Look, it was an arrangement of sorts. 206 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,919 It was the '90s. 207 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,399 I'm struggling to see what you got out 208 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,239 of this arrangement, Miranda. 209 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,519 Work. That's what I got. 210 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,719 High-profile work. 211 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,919 As long as I never made a scene. 212 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:28,079 But then with Gilda, it was different. 213 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,119 He finally wanted a divorce. 214 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:35,119 So him asking for a divorce and getting engaged to Gilda... 215 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,119 a beautiful, talented... - Debatable. 216 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:42,799 ...younger woman didn't spur you to murder him, 217 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,439 resulting in you inheriting all of his money 218 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,559 before he could make her his wife? 219 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:51,079 Well, when you say it like that, it does sound bad, 220 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,279 but I honestly had no hard feelings 221 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,120 towards his upcoming nuptials. 222 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,519 Fine. 223 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:03,519 I was angry with Archie, 224 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,519 and I hated that parasite, Gilda. 225 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,959 Especially when the silly girl lost those damn pearls. 226 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:12,880 Pearls which were once mine, by the way. 227 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,239 But the reason I'm still married... 228 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:22,399 The real reason we never got divorced was because... 229 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,999 You still loved him. 230 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,439 And you'd do anything to be near him. 231 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:32,679 He had this way of making you feel so special. 232 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:36,239 That's why I put up with the hordes of stage-door groupies, 233 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:40,079 the endless gossip of affairs. 234 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,879 I was happy to take anything I could get, 235 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:46,399 even the bloody hand soap. 236 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,360 And now I'll never see him again. 237 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:55,639 We know that Omar was digging into Archie's past. 238 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,279 Did he know about the marriage? 239 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,719 Yes, but he never outed us. 240 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,279 Now, we have to be out of this theatre by tonight, 241 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,719 so if you'll excuse me... 242 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,879 Thank you. 243 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,119 It makes you realise, doesn't it, 244 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:27,839 how people can lose themselves for love. 245 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,079 Can you look at me or...? 246 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,359 To be honest, we knew it was a long shot. 247 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,359 Okay? Miranda certainly wasn't the one 248 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,119 that I chased from Miles last night. 249 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,799 Yeah, it doesn't mean she didn't hire someone, though. 250 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,999 But we know from before, with Alice and Sebastian, 251 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,079 that suspects can work together. 252 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,119 True, but as Miranda said, Omar knew about the marriage, 253 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,919 so that wasn't his big secret story about Archie. 254 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,400 It was something else. 255 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,879 Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to steal 256 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,519 condolences for the dead. 257 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,119 "These wretched, eminent things 258 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,839 leave no more fame behind them 259 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,559 than should one fall in a frost and leave his print in snow. 260 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,919 As soon as the sun shines, it ever melts." 261 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,639 That's intense. 262 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,519 It's a line from the play about the bad guy's death. 263 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,759 How he's not noble. His fame won't precede him. 264 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,719 He's just-- He's nothing special. 265 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,159 It's not exactly a rest in peace. 266 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,839 It's more of a good riddance. 267 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,119 Oh, maybe this isn't from a super fan, 268 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,799 but a super hater. 269 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,399 We just have no way of knowing who left them. 270 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,520 Hang on, let's have a look. 271 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:47,439 I think I know where they bought them. 272 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,039 I'm guessing you don't have CCTV. 273 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:54,119 Okay. Um, well, thanks. 274 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,199 Thanks anyway. 275 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,239 Look. 276 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,159 How about you buy a bunch for your beautiful girlfriend? 277 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,359 Oh, no, we're not. 278 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,639 And that might just jog my memory as 279 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,719 to who bought them irises. 280 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,960 She prefers lilies, actually. 281 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,439 There was a woman, young. 282 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,079 She had a tattoo of irises. 283 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,879 I think that's why she bought them. 284 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,759 She had loads of tattoos, come to think of it. 285 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,559 Uh... purple hair. 286 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,919 - Hi. - Hi. 287 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,359 - Hi. - You wanted to talk? 288 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,840 Yeah. Please. Thanks. 289 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,399 Sorry. I was teching that new show last night. 290 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,319 Haven't had a chance to clean up. 291 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,880 So she had an alibi for last night. 292 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,159 Mary... 293 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,159 You wrote this for Archie. 294 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,079 The florist, she remembered your tattoos. 295 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,559 And? 296 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,519 And you acted like you were his biggest fan. 297 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,039 I mean, you said you were desperate to work with him. 298 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,439 That's what you said. 299 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,759 And I did work with him. 300 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,239 And to be honest, I was disappointed. 301 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,559 He wasn't the man I was expecting him to be. 302 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,399 Disappointed enough to make you want to kill him? 303 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:16,559 No. He was just a let-down. 304 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,839 It wasn't about the art. 305 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:23,640 It was just reputation, money, ego. 306 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,399 But no. 307 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,199 I got no reason to kill him just because he's a cliché, 308 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,919 but I couldn't leave him with a rest in peace, either. 309 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,560 I thought it was poetic. 310 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,120 Never meet your heroes. 311 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,359 He really was yours, wasn't he? 312 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,160 Look, you're a mega fan. 313 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,799 Was Ssega staying here last night as well? 314 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,239 Actually he didn't. No idea where he was. 315 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,679 But I am worried about him. 316 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,079 The show was taking its toll. 317 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,679 Archie was hard to impress. 318 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,199 He did say that Archie was tough on him. 319 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,119 On all of us. 320 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:09,640 I actually think Gilda was bearing the brunt, you know? 321 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:15,159 Thanks, Mary. 322 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,639 Oh, and what's the show you're going on to? 323 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,919 - "Sweeney Todd." - Nice. Good luck with that. 324 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,919 Hang on. 325 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,119 What if they're just, like, 326 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,519 all working together in some big, 327 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,759 elaborate pearl heist gone wrong? 328 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,159 Even Gilda? 329 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:50,559 Yeah. I mean, Mary did just say 330 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,279 that she was bearing the brunt of Archie's ego. 331 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,199 Okay, so hang on. 332 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:59,839 What if Gilda found out that Archie was still married 333 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,999 and was about to be a bigamist? 334 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,839 Okay. Okay, so... 335 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:09,079 So planting the oil in the lipstick, et cetera, 336 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,879 and making herself the weapon, 337 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,720 that was just, like, an elaborate double bluff. 338 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,039 Remember when we interviewed her, 339 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,479 she had that tiff with Omar on the doorstep. 340 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,359 What was that about? 341 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,159 And he said, "You can't keep ignoring the truth." 342 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,879 Right. The truth about what? Like, Miranda? 343 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,599 Okay. Alright. Hang on. 344 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,919 What if it's nothing to do with the marriage 345 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,239 to Miranda? Forget that. 346 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:38,799 What if Omar was threatening Gilda about something else? 347 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,079 Yeah. It's possible. Poss-- Yeah. 348 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,279 Let's get those e-mails out. The ones she was cancelled for. 349 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,879 Let's see who we're dealing with. 350 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:51,439 Okay. So this is the website 351 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,159 that the e-mails were first leaked on. 352 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,159 Just as she was about to break America. 353 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,999 Total trash, very my vibe. 354 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,279 Okay, here's what she said about her co-star. 355 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:06,719 "A talentless tumour that needed cutting out of the production." 356 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,759 Charming. 357 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,839 Big Bad Hype. This is the website. 358 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,039 Yeah. 359 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,399 I've seen that somewhere. Hang on. 360 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,280 I think it was in Omar's obituary. 361 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,839 Omar Bevington, here we go. 362 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,919 "Omar had a varied journalistic career, 363 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,959 briefly launching an entertainment gossip site..." 364 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,679 "Big Bad Hype." 365 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,759 Wait, wait. 366 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,199 So Omar was the first to out Gilda, 367 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,759 but Archie still invites him to the theatre 368 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,519 to write about their new show? 369 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,759 What if... 370 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,039 Hear me out. 371 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:43,119 ...Archie leaked the e-mails to Omar, 372 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,759 and that's what the NDA was about? 373 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,799 Yeah, but why would Archie do that? 374 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,399 Because some men, sadly, have a problem with powerful women. 375 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,519 She was about to supersede him, 376 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,479 and he wanted to cancel her. 377 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,559 I thought I had relationship troubles. 378 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,679 Right. What would you do if you found out 379 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,079 that your fiancée was not only married, 380 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,599 but had destroyed your career, 381 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,039 only to be the one to kick-start it? 382 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,079 It's the ultimate power move. 383 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,599 I mean, I'd fucking kill him. 384 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,239 I'd kill him. 385 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,840 - Yeah. - Let's go. Come on. 386 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,559 You think I killed Archie 387 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,399 because he leaked those terrible e-mails? 388 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,680 And then what? Killed Omar for good measure? 389 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,799 Right. Let me explain something to you. 390 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:30,159 This is the first play I saw Archie in 391 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,559 over 30 years ago. 392 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,959 I was a newbie, all excited. 393 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,479 He had everyone in the palm of his hand. 394 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,959 It was magic. 395 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:47,439 Then years later, I met him and we fell in love. 396 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,640 And then we make this show together. 397 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:56,199 And then he invites Omar, the man who had destroyed my career, 398 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,919 to write about the Duchess. 399 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,039 I was stunned. I went and talked to Omar. 400 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,719 He was so annoyed with Archie. 401 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,279 He told me that the leak had come from him. 402 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,639 I didn't want to believe it, 403 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:13,079 but Archie looked so guilty when I confronted him. 404 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,679 You were angry. 405 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,719 At the dress rehearsal, I saw that you shrugged him off. 406 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:22,919 I was, but I'm a professional and I needed the show to go on. 407 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:28,279 It was the only chance to get back to that magic. 408 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,999 It was also the chance I had to outshine him. 409 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,079 A much better revenge. 410 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,719 So why on earth would I kill him? 411 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,319 Where were you last night? 412 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,159 Here. Alone. Grieving. 413 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,359 He may have been a bastard, but he was still my fiancé. 414 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,159 Would you still have married him? 415 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,919 Oh, he was already married. 416 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,599 Didn't you know? The lawyers told me yesterday. 417 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,239 This is all Miranda's now. Good for her. 418 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,079 Well, that was another insight into Archie's 419 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,600 sordid little life. 420 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,079 Let's just say his Wikipedia page needs 421 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,359 a few little amendments. 422 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,519 Just don't get it. 423 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,039 I just thought he was different. 424 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,439 I genuinely thought he was one of the good guys. 425 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,599 Yeah, well, I hate to say I told you so. 426 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,759 Yeah, but you don't. You love it, don't you? 427 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,399 Oh, God. 428 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,239 We're just going round in circles. 429 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:28,719 And someone is lying about what happened last night. 430 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,559 Listen, why don't we slow down a bit, hmm? 431 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,439 You look like you need a break. 432 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,279 Stop telling me what to do, please. 433 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,839 Can't help caring about you. 434 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,079 Please don't do this right now. 435 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,599 Please don't do this. 436 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,799 What? And just keep ignoring this massive thing 437 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,519 that's happened between us. Really? 438 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,159 Oh, for fuck's sake. 439 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,399 Tuppence, I know-- I know you're avoidant, 440 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,879 but this is just a joke. 441 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,839 I have to go. 442 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,719 You know, you can talk to me about this. 443 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,359 You can talk to me. We're not at university anymore. 444 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,119 We're adults. - I know we're adults. 445 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,759 Don't you think I know we're adults? 446 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,559 My husband wants a divorce, Tommy. 447 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,879 And you're right. We're not at uni anymore. 448 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,839 I have a proper grown-up life. - I know. 449 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,919 And I just don't know that I can implode it for you. 450 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,520 Well, I'm not the one who keeps trying to do exactly that. 451 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,280 Oh, fuck! Where are you going? 452 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,479 So no Tuppence this evening? 453 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,559 Nope. 454 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,239 Her husband's in town. - Ahh. 455 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:48,199 That's all very... drama, as they say. 456 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,039 Yeah. 457 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,879 Just as the case is getting pretty difficult. 458 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,239 Mmm. 459 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,199 I mean, after all, another person's dead. 460 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,079 And I find that once a killer gets a taste for these things, 461 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,719 the body count can really rack up. 462 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,319 They nearly got Tuppence. 463 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:07,839 She likes a bit of risk, doesn't she? 464 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,439 Ahh. Yeah. 465 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,319 No matter who gets hurt in the process. 466 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:16,199 You are allowed one more cocktail's worth of wallowing. 467 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,079 Deal? 468 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,839 Deal. 469 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,879 You're feeling jealous, I get it. 470 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,799 You know what can help? 471 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,559 Just stirring in a little complication of your own. 472 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,239 Thanks, Ada. 473 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,199 As usual, you're right about everything. 474 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,399 Well, duh. 475 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:58,159 Now I must get back to a little puzzle I've been working on. 476 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,919 Thank you for agreeing to talk. 477 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,639 Yeah. You're welcome. 478 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,399 Got a lot of work to do on the case, 479 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,799 but, you know, needed to eat, so here we are. 480 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,799 Did you have time to look over the settlement? 481 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,679 We can get the ball rolling on this as soon as you like. 482 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,679 God, you're an absolute prick. 483 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,559 You knew that this would confuse me, didn't you? 484 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,919 You knew that it would force me to have to-- 485 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,719 To make a decision. 486 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,479 You know, to tell me what you're feeling and thinking. 487 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,319 Yeah. 488 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,039 Forgive me if I'm a little confused here, Tuppence, 489 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:43,119 okay, but you did run away without saying anything. 490 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,999 And then you ghosted me for a month. 491 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,599 So you like ultimatums. 492 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,239 So that's what I'm here giving you. 493 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,560 I-- I just... 494 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,079 I just wanted things to change between us. 495 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,359 I just wanted you to-- - To what? To fight? 496 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,439 Yes. To fight. Yeah, to fight. 497 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,999 Actually fight. Or throw in the towel. 498 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,559 And then I could just blame it all on you. 499 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,519 Wow. London's made you honest. 500 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,919 I've been talking to people all day about secrets. 501 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,199 They don't tend to end well. 502 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,959 Okay, so which should I do? 503 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,719 Should I fight or should I throw in the towel? 504 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,239 And how worried should I be about this Tommy guy? 505 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,679 So you do know his name? 506 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,759 Of course I know who he is. 507 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,439 You reread his books every year. 508 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,839 I just didn't like hearing from your sister 509 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,439 that you're now living together. 510 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,039 You're running around solving crimes 511 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,719 like some kind of Shaggy and Scooby-Doo. 512 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,639 Fred and Daphne, more like. 513 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,959 - That's much better. - It's not the point, is it? 514 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,839 It's not the point. 515 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,639 The point is that I'm not myself in L.A., 516 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,439 and you don't even notice. You don't even notice. 517 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,759 All you do is work all the... time. 518 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,679 I get carried away, okay? And I am sorry. 519 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,599 No, you-- you talked about-- God. 520 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,479 You talked about, like, leading-lady energy. 521 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,399 That's why you married me. - Okay. 522 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:52,039 I've just become this-- I don't know, sidekick or... 523 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,039 Hey. Okay, okay. 524 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,919 Alright, so what we do is we set you up some meetings. 525 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,679 I will make some calls. 526 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,279 No! Julius, I don't want you to buy my career. 527 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,879 I want to do it myself, like I have been doing. 528 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,999 With Blunt's Brilliant Detectives with Tommy? 529 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,679 Yes! With Tommy. Yes. Okay. Yes. 530 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,279 He's an ex, okay. He's-- He's a very distant ex. 531 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,759 And it's not-- We're not... 532 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:19,159 Because hiding in the past would be a very, 533 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,400 very Tuppence thing to do. 534 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,239 I just think we should get a drink. 535 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,919 Shall we get a drink? 536 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,119 Albert, a couple of GandT's, please. 537 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:37,199 Hey. I-I love you, 538 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,480 but if you're not happy... 539 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,199 ...you just sign the papers and I'll leave for good. 540 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,919 Thank you. I like your scarf. 541 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,359 Haven't seen you wear that before. 542 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,999 Since when do you wear a scarf? 543 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,639 - Since a guy called Igor. - It's a great scarf. 544 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,999 Can we have one second, please, to finish this conversation? 545 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,319 I'll make these doubles. 546 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,479 Thank you. 547 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,040 Psst. Tommy. 548 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,199 Act like you don't know me. 549 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,079 Okay. 550 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,359 Yeah. 551 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,719 Peanut oil was in the lipstick. 552 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,719 You guys were right. We owe you one. 553 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,200 Okay, great. Thanks. 554 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,879 Is that... 555 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,919 I mean, should I go now, 556 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,519 or is this the point where you hand me the secret briefcase? 557 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,639 Sorry. I thought it'd be cute. 558 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,279 It was a reference. - To DI Dashford. 559 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,880 Yeah, no, I got it. It was cute. 560 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,239 So I thought I could tell you something as a thank you. 561 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,999 Okay. Yeah. Go on. 562 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,839 Omar was working on a story about Archie. 563 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,399 We know. Yeah. 564 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,039 He wanted Archie to sign an NDA. 565 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,439 Well, we obtained a copy of the certificate 566 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,959 he ordered for his story. 567 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,559 The one that tells us he was married to Miranda. 568 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,359 No. Wait. What? He was married to Miranda? 569 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,079 Yeah. 570 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,159 God, that guy really was a piece of work. 571 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,879 No, sorry. No, that's-- 572 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,199 That's not the certificate we intercepted at the flat. 573 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,799 Got you a copy. 574 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,919 I mean, we're still looking into it, 575 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,719 but I thought maybe you could do something with it. 576 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,599 Please don't tell anyone about this. 577 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,599 Obviously. I mean, it really-- It could cost me my job. 578 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,960 Of course. Yeah. Thank you. 579 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,919 I should go, but, um... 580 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,439 This was fun. 581 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,199 Yeah. 582 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,999 Uh, well, maybe next time we could-- 583 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,839 we could do it inside, like a pub, maybe. 584 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,119 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd like that. 585 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:52,319 Okay, cool. Um... I'll text you. 586 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,879 Cool. Yeah. Um... 587 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,719 Bye, Tommy. - Bye, Draper. 588 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,960 Are you feeling better? 589 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,439 Yes. Much. 590 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,559 Well, at least you haven't taken it off. 591 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,319 What? 592 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,759 Your wedding ring. 593 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,279 We're good together. 594 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,319 Yeah, we were good. 595 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,959 Yeah. So we can try again. 596 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,799 Don't we owe that to ourselves? 597 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,959 You're not a quitter. You never have been. 598 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,879 And I-- - Hey. 599 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,599 - Tommy. - Yeah, Timmy. 600 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,519 Nice of you to join us. Can I get you a drink? 601 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,039 Read this. It's from Draper. She gave it to me. 602 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,119 To us. - Thank goodness for groupies. 603 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,919 Well, speaking of groupies, it's the certificate 604 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,199 that Omar ordered from the registry office. 605 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,879 It's not about Miranda. 606 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,999 This was the dirt he had on Archie. 607 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,119 It's a death certificate, and it's nothing to do with Archie. 608 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,759 It's about a woman. 609 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,239 Not just any woman. Read the name. 610 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,719 - Oh, my God. - Mm-hmm. 611 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,159 Oh, my God. Wait. 612 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,639 They're all gonna be at the theatre tonight, 613 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,039 aren't they, doing the get-out? 614 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,239 Yeah, but just because we know who 615 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,239 doesn't mean we know how. 616 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,559 I think I know-- I think I know how to prove it. 617 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,199 We have to go now. We have to go now. 618 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,799 Albert, can you give us your shittest bottle of whisky? 619 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,239 - Always. - Can I-- can I come? 620 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,399 - Probably not. - Yeah, fine. Yeah, yeah. 621 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,600 You know the rules. 622 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,559 They're all here. Perfect. 623 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,959 Who's the new guy? 624 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,719 Uh, work experience. 625 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,359 Uh, Marvin, could you pop the intercom on? 626 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,999 I have a message for the cast and crew. 627 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,800 And who made you boss? 628 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,679 That's a call for everyone to the stage, please. 629 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,240 A call for everyone to the stage, please. 630 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,480 Now go get 'em, Poirot. 631 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,919 Mary. Uh, would you care to join us? 632 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,559 Sure. 633 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,079 Uh, what's this about? 634 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,759 What's going on? 635 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,240 - And... - Marvin? 636 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,119 Great. We're all here. 637 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:33,079 Um... we knew you'd all be here for a final time, 638 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:37,199 and we just wanted to do something special for Archie. 639 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:41,359 We just wanted to commemorate what a huge inspiration he was. 640 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,039 Yeah. Uh... to Archie. 641 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,840 - To Archie. - Archie. 642 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,999 Oh, wow. 643 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,599 That's a really bad whisky. 644 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,999 And, uh, we know who killed him. 645 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,879 Him and Omar. 646 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,159 - Who? - You're right, Ssega. 647 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,839 That is really gross-tasting whisky. 648 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,519 It's actually a type of peanut whisky. 649 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,639 That's a bit of a low blow. 650 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,359 Sorry, sorry. 651 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,039 Um, Mary, you're looking a little bit puffy. 652 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,319 Did you know that if one of your parents is allergic to nuts, 653 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,319 then you have a higher chance of also being allergic? 654 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,479 What the fuck have you done? 655 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,759 Except that I'm bluffing. 656 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,839 This is just shit-tasting whisky. 657 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,839 No peanuts, I promise. 658 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,159 Wait. One of your parents. 659 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,800 So Archie was your father? 660 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,279 So what? 661 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,519 That doesn't give me any reason to kill him. 662 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,999 No, it doesn't, but... 663 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,319 this is your reason. 664 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:46,200 This is a death certificate for Iris Ventnor. 665 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,719 You have a tattoo of irises on your arm. 666 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,279 You left irises for Archie. 667 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,279 - So? - Because Iris was your mum. 668 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,959 You talked about a mum who hung out at stage doors 669 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,519 in love with the theatre. - The ticket to Macbeth. 670 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,319 Yeah, please. 671 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,999 Bit late for superstition now. 672 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,399 The ticket on your corkboard. 673 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,759 I wondered why it kept irking me. And then-- 674 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,679 And then I got it. Thanks to you, Gilda. 675 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,159 You talked about being a newbie, 676 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,039 watching Archie in that production. 677 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,319 So you, Mary, you weren't born. 678 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,159 That was Iris's ticket. 679 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,719 Your mum's ticket. 680 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:28,559 Iris met Archie in this very theatre 30 years ago 681 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,959 and had you. 682 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,759 Isn't that right, Miranda? 683 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,319 After all, you spoke about having to share Archie 684 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,519 throughout your marriage, rumours. 685 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,799 But lots of women claimed they had his kids. 686 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,479 Lots of them were lying. 687 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,519 He said he never wanted children. 688 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:45,079 You-- You took his DNA, right? A hair from a costume, maybe. 689 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,839 And you sent it off for testing. 690 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,599 That post that Marvin reprimanded you for. 691 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,359 Do you remember? That arrived the day before. 692 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,719 And I'm guessing that that was the DNA results. 693 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,519 Yeah. And those results confirmed exactly what 694 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,759 your mum told you before she died. 695 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,519 And you took them to Archie, 696 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,399 and you were hoping for a beautiful homecoming. 697 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,999 But he did not react well at all, did he? 698 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,519 Once a bully, always a bully. 699 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,959 - This means nothing! - Archie, it's right there. 700 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,279 You are fucking delusional! 701 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,679 He... 702 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,119 He was cruel. 703 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,919 Yeah. You were angry at how he reacted. 704 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,879 And you realised what everyone else had. 705 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,359 That Archie wasn't a hero. 706 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,039 He was a nightmare. 707 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,599 So I didn't get a hug. Boo-hoo. 708 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,239 I didn't kill the guy for that. - No, it wasn't just that. 709 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:37,079 Pearls. 710 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,399 This will start with the pearls. 711 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,199 You know, I always wondered why he hired us. 712 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,759 I mean, come on. 713 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,439 Like, he could afford to go for an elite service, 714 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,839 but it's because this wasn't-- This wasn't a real robbery. 715 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,559 He was using the pearls to frame you, to get rid of you. 716 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,239 So he planted them on you. 717 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,640 And I am guessing that you-- you found them... 718 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,919 ...that morning 719 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,519 and hid them before we got there. 720 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,519 Do you know what? I think-- I think I know where. 721 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,559 The sticky hands. 722 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,920 You had sticky hands the day we met. 723 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,039 Soap. 724 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,759 The cheap hand soap he bought you guys as a present. 725 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:47,519 Right. So now you're pissed. And now you really want revenge. 726 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,599 You pretended to microwave some oats 727 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,479 so you could actually sabotage Archie's EpiPens. 728 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,759 Extreme heat does the trick. 729 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,360 It denatures them. 730 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,399 Then you used Gilda's usual drink order 731 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,279 as an opportunity to go and buy peanut butter. 732 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,959 Right? Any corner shop. So you snuck in. 733 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,999 You planted the peanut oil on Gilda's lipstick, 734 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,919 spilling a little bit in the process, 735 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,679 giving yourself hives because you share your dad's allergy. 736 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,479 You're the one that Gilda was talking about 737 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,879 when she said that there were other people 738 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,239 in the cast with allergies. 739 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,199 So then you had to hide the hives. 740 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,599 Hence the wristband you're suddenly wearing in rehearsals. 741 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,279 Even though you were able to carry the set out of the theatre 742 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,199 the very next day. 743 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,719 That's because the wristband wasn't for an injury. 744 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,919 It was to cover the rash. 745 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,359 And then it was showtime. 746 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,200 And all you had to do was wait for the kiss. 747 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,999 Get his EpiPen! 748 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,159 You bitch! You made me kill him. 749 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,719 What did I ever do to you? - Oh! Fuck's sake, Gilda. 750 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:45,959 Maybe this isn't actually about you for once. 751 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,319 Night of the murder, 752 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,999 you were the one that broke in through the window 753 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,639 and stole the DNA results from Archie's dressing room, 754 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,559 because they were the only thing left that pointed to you. 755 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,679 But then there was Omar, who knew something he shouldn't. 756 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,719 Yeah. And your alibi didn't check out. 757 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,959 You weren't in a single production of "Sweeney Todd" 758 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,759 in the entire country. 759 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,520 I made a lot of calls. 760 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,519 Omar messages me. 761 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,479 You overheard Archie and I arguing. 762 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,359 You're fucking delusional! 763 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,880 Always hanging around, desperate for gossip. 764 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,679 He wanted to tell the world what Archie was really like. 765 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,919 And anything he said would make you a very, 766 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,000 very obvious suspect. 767 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,079 So I had to do what I had to do. 768 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,479 And you came running after me like some budget Lara Croft. 769 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,639 And pushing me down the stairs was what? 770 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:16,199 Covering my bases. 771 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,559 You know, you shouldn't have got me down 772 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,839 when I was working on the lighting rig. 773 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,719 Those things can be really dangerous. 774 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,119 Heads! - Aah! 775 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,119 - No! - Oh, my God! 776 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,720 I don't think so! 777 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,320 Get off, get off, get off! 778 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,519 Mary Ventnor, 779 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,159 you're being arrested on suspicion of the murder 780 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,920 of Archie St. Vincent and Omar Bevington. 781 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,119 I can't believe it. 782 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,839 Oh, my gosh. 783 00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,159 Oh. 784 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,199 Well, you were amazing in there. 785 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,759 You were amazing in there. 786 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,119 Oh, my God. Tommy, the bit with the pearls. 787 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,959 Oh. 788 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,639 Do you think we're, like, actually really good at this? 789 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,039 Yeah. 790 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:28,880 About earlier... so sorry for storming off. 791 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,239 It's fine. 792 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:36,000 We're fine. 793 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,240 Are we? 794 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,239 Oh, my God. Tuppence. 795 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:46,679 You were-- You were sensational. 796 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,879 I-I mean, pure main-character energy. 797 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,039 I mean, just as it should be. 798 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,119 You helped. 799 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,759 Yeah, well... 800 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,479 She's right. It was a great tackle. 801 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,839 Cheers, mate. - Well, what do you say? 802 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,760 Drinks to celebrate? They're on me. 803 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,119 Uh... 804 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,999 I think, um... 805 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,640 I think I'm gonna head home. 806 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,400 Okay. 807 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,479 What about you, Tuppence? 808 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,960 Where is home? 809 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,479 And so, my lovelies, 810 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:33,239 I give you another cliffhanger of sorts. 811 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:36,199 Not quite life or death, 812 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,879 but perhaps just as important. 813 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:54,519 Love, after all, is something people kill for. 814 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,440 And love, like a play... 815 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,040 ...is all about fantasy. 816 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,840 The future we want to see... 817 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,279 ...rather than the past we wish to forget. 818 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,759 But perhaps it's time we strayed from our leads 819 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,839 and instead focused on the real star of the show. 820 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,519 Me. 821 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:57,239 After all, there's a murder afoot. 822 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,439 Turns out nowhere is safe... 823 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,519 ...and no one either. 824 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,599 It might be time for my final bow.